Lights, Camera, Adam!!1

Adam recently discovered the problem of the camera view of your character, in which it randomly gets locked in a an akward position everytime you move and correct it, it moves back round to for example the side of your character. Adam did his usual first step in solving the problem via screaming, followed up by cursing and blaming the Blizzard and the game for this problem and not himself. He soon became overjoyed as it fixed itself and Adam could once again play the game a little less stress free. Thats until he died as he was fixing the camera error resulting in more screaming and blind anger.

QQ, Kuwait

Adam has recently made his hunter more active his 'Melee hunter' (Read previous post about this topic) its back and out of retirement at the age of level 69. He spent most of the day outside of Stormwind Gates getting into some dueling action as melee as he cried, scream and deafend many participants on the Ventrilo server with his screaming as Kuwait players were killing him in duels, even though they cant speak a single word of english nor can they even play well enough to beat an actual player. After several tries at defeating the foreign threat he made various posts to blizzard asking for kuwait players to be banned due to them not understanding the simple principles of World of Warcraft.

(Click the link to read about Kuwait)

The Pupil Has Surpassed The Master

A much earlier post has been published about the noobiness of not only Adam but his cousin Dragonkill a level 80 death knight Adam had took this apprentice under his wing much like Obi-Wan and Anakin Skywalker in which Anakin kills him as Darth Vader being more powerful. This can be said for these two, as Adam taught Dragonkill everything he knows, mainly how to be shit, fail, be poor, insocialable and an all round fucktard. However after a while Adam declined to aid his cousin in anything as he often relied upon Adam for help. As he started his life in World of Warcraft as a lone wolf, he has managed to gain tier 9 gear and other epics far better than Adam and Adam is now relying upon his cousin for help, although they both still lack common sense Adam has now become more of a Noob than ever before. But this time Adam is unable to say "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine" as Adam in no way shape or form will ever get better.

Van Cleef's New Year Resolution Comes Early

I'd like to start off with a Happy New Year. Adam decided to boost his newly created hunter and a friends newly created hunter within Deadmines, all was running smoothly, minus the noob character wipes, Adam crying over it, his friend ninjaring gear adams char needed etc, etc.

It then came to the real task, off fighting Edwin Van Cleef, a man so alone now that no one ever goes to fight him due to him being weak and in-superior to all other bosses. Adam upon his level 80 Paladin took up the challenge to only find himself dieing to the hand of Edwin VanCleef a level 20 elite to which Adam put up a valiant effort not even one shotting him with white damage and to his surprise VanCleef back stabbed him dropping that mother fucker to the floor and actually began litartly crying saying how is this even possible.

BOOST ME PLIX!!!

Boosting - " The art of using a higher level character, to run low levelled characters through instances in which the higher level character can clear easily without death, to allow the lower level to complete quests, gain experience points and gear. Often boosting gives rewards to the higher level player through boosts of their own characters or via gold and equipment"

Adam logged on his paladin for the first time in weeks, to only find that a low levelled noob named Ollebabz /w him in game asking for boosts. He then asked his cousin whom said he hadnt boosted anyone but himself on his character. However it turns out that he did boost this noob from Denmark whom then began verbally assualting Adam to which he lost and was forced to report him to a Game Master whom replied man up, he is Danish.

Adam Has A World First With The New Achievement.

Adam was helping his also noobie cousin in levelling until he came across the mage that killed (read the relevant post below) and had now reached level 80 himself. The pair ganked the lonely mage repeatedly as Adam screamed with joy over ventrilo about it. Until he got angry as the mage ran away and got two other level 80 friends to camp Adam for an hour.

Dude wheres my mount?

Adam has been level 80 for many months now he hasnt even been able to get an epic flying mount on any if his characters, and still believes it is the best option to have a slower mount as if you are grinding the Time lost proto drake you wont over run it and miss it. But if you have a epic flying mount wont you catch up witht it and beat anyone else to it if its in sight. if you ask me he is just a pure noob, he also cant even grind the money to pay his repair bills in raids so unless blizzard make the mount and training completely free, we wont be seeing adam on an epic flying mount any time soon.